thefunniestpost:

long live Daniel*

 Daniel, I love you.
Daniel, you legend!
TUMBLR LOVES YOU.

OMG DANIEL ON MY DASH AGAIN. ILY DANIEL.

thefunniestpost:

long live Daniel*

 Daniel, I love you.

Daniel, you legend!

TUMBLR LOVES YOU.

OMG DANIEL ON MY DASH AGAIN. ILY DANIEL.

thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.
Cat Facts to the rescue.
[reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

[reddit.]

"‎So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do."

Dead Poets Society (via fleetingbeauty)

Just finished season 1 of The Walking Dead. Wow, how was I not watching this show?

"Oh."

  • Carly: You're wearing a ring on the ring finger of your right hand... are you married?
  • James: No, that's the left hand.
  • Carly: Oh. What does the right hand mean?
  • James: I don't think it means anything.
  • Everett: I think it means you're widowed or something.
  • James: Oh. Guess my wife died then.